Birthday

It's my birthday, Motherfuckers.

I'm finally 17. I'm not so much excited by the new age so much as I am glad about the fact that I am no longer 16. In my personal opinion It is a fact, 16 is the worst age. 

Things to do at the age of 16

• Kill yourself
• Nothing else 

 Anyway, I didn't receive any real presents today, on account of all my friends being douche bags and saying, "I'll get you a real present next week."

Just kidding. My friends aren't douche bags... mostly.

Anyway, here are the 3 things I received on my actual birthday. They are all drawn, and, unfortunately, I currently have no access to a scanner, and therefore, these abominations (and I say that in the most endearing way possible) will be shown in an extremely horrible light:

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 This one is from my good friend Gigi "The Situation". This doesn't count as an abomination, for it is too amazingly good. It's all about this: http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/3/38780/1508534-jugheads_double_digest_165_super.jpg 

I made her hang that on her wall, and a few days later we were watching 1 Guy 1 Jar in her room. Our friend Alex turned away and was greeted by Jughead double digest. She hated it so much, she turned back to 1 Guy 1 Jar. That is what I call beautiful.

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This was drawn by my friend Naima. We have this creepy pedophile sub, and every time she sees him he asks how I'm doing. He refers to me as "the girl with the hair". I am frightened and yet I feel pity for him due to the fact that he probably lives in his mother's basement while collecting Miku merchandise. This comic fills me with amusement and disgust. (Much like this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=404qLvKU5u8 Courtesy of muh' home dawg Rickard).

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Depiction 1: The kid who sits next to me in math class always keeps one hand under the desk and bounces his leg. It looks like he is masturbating so hard, the first time I noticed it, I was terrified... Okay... Not really...  Mostly because he sort of looks like Jack Krauser, and I would rape Jack Krauser... or at least attempt to.

Jack Krauser: Kills people and sits next to Vanessa  in academic algebra 2.

Depiction 2: I'm the "quiet" kid in English class, and by that, I mean I am not retarded. Ironically, my English teacher seems to infer that my silence is social disorder. Wonderful.