So this is the first blog I've ever written. I used to laugh at people who blogged. Mainly due to the fact that the average blogger's intelligence is substantially lower than that of a fork. A PLASTIC fork, mind you.
At the same time however, I have always wanted to write out some of the gay shit that pops into my mind. I used to write it down in my dA journals, but quickly realized that more people were freightened than actually amused by that, and stopped the act shortly after. Lest people scorn me by drawing me getting impaled/raped, or, even worse yet, as a furry.
If I were a furry, I would want to be a monkey. As I feel that if you try anthropomorphism on a monkey, it will simply be a fat man with mild down syndrome. Then I could sit around all day eating chocolate pudding and watching television. Maybe I'd get a hot nurse.
Also, upon googling anthropomorphic, I was greeted with this image: http://en.wikifur.com/w/images/5/59/Anthro_dolphin_and_anthro_horse.jpg
Perhaps being a monkey would morph me into an Italian supermodel instead.
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