IMPORTANT COMMUNITY ANNOUNCMENT

Hold it! Stop cleaning up that oil spill, stop recycling, stop not beating your children!

THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT.

The Albese species (Albesius Emosiusor) is endangered.

A lone Albese, having wandered from the pack.

Albese, often referred to as Alborz or Manwhorz (both singular), are a majestic creature, often found grazing in the halls whilst listening to dubstep and screamo. They enjoy sitting outside despite the weather, and are a prideful bunch. While usually an animal that travels in pack, they have been known to stray or join other groups.

Over the years this majestic beast has been hunted for his meat and pelt, providing warmth for the people of the earth for decades. However, due to carelessness, he has been hunted nearly to extinction.

An Alborz midattack!

Despite their attempts, Albese are rather loving creatures, and thus, rather dislike fighting. Also, their fathers put strong child safety blocks on their internet. HAHA.

Please, help us protect this wildlife that are the Albese herds. You can help us by donating here: Gokillyourself.com

Join us next time as we discuss the benefits and cons of black people flock. They need to stop excreting fecal matter onto our lawns, then flying away as if nothing has happened, honking all the while.

(I love you Alborz, please don't kill me).