Fish

I never had pet other than fish. When I'm in college, I plan to get some mice or something. My theme of pets seems to be "things originally bred to feed other animals". As soon as I get my own place, I am getting a big fuckin' dog. Which I guess is meant for Chinese people... racism hooray! It's okay. One of muh main homeboys is Chinese.

So anyway, the big orange fish is called "little one", and the white one is called "red one". I never really gave them names, so I referred to them by what they looked like. Then they fucking went and changed everything up on me. Damn fish. 

My first ever fish was named Blacky, and when he died, I got a fish named Flaky, "cuz he eats flakes". Which made my friend ask, "What?? So what did Blacky eat? Black people?"

Anyway, I have a thing for marine biology, so I actually really like having fish. These 2 are about 9 years old, I got 'em from a "Feeder Fish" tank. Awwwwyea, owner of the year.