-Manwhorz
"I'm hornier than a viking hat and got more bitches than a dog farmer."
-Sami
"What kind of asshole farms dogs?"
-Dalton
"What the chocolatey snack?"
-Marc
"It's only funny because it's so retarded."
-Alex
"...But what if Draco fell off a bridge and became a parallelogram?"
-Gigi
"What? What the fuck are you talking about?"
-Everyone else
"Because of YOU have I have 'ballsack mittens' in my search history!"
-Alli
"We knew this kid back in New York... and by 'we' I mean 'John' and by 'kid' I mean 'drug dealer'."
-Veronica
"Religious views? Yeaaaa there is no God- BAM. Right in the religion!"
-Dave
I'm sure there's tons of more quotes, but I can't be bothered to think of any right now. I'm attending an anime convention next week (Yeah, I'm pretty cool. No big deal.) and that should lead to a rather... interesting blog.
Also, I hate that the blog looks so text filled lately, so please enjoy this picture:
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