Before I knew what was happening I honestly just thought my neighbors were having rougher sex than usual.
Then, when my room literally began shakin' around all my crap, I just got mad at them for being dicks in general, and then proceeded to think about fat people.
Finally deciding that maybe going outside was a good idea, I got distracted by video games and then took a nap instead.
Nah, the quakes had stopped at that point. I'm not QUITE that stupid.
Just very close to it.
FUCK THE POLICE.
"Vanessa, you sound like a black redneck."
-Marc
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