Questions

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 20, and find line 7.
"You can't trust girls. When I get a girlfriend I am not going to tell her where I live or work"
Oh David Thorne... you so crazy.

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
Pants, paper, and a pillow.  And a drawing Alborz did for me for my birthday... on the back of his math homework. Thanks a lot, asshole.


3.Before you started this survey, what were you doing?
Working on a poster for my English final... I got mildly distracted...


4. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
My television doesn't "work" per se. I watched myself play Okami.


5. Who sent the last text message you received?
"Guuuessssss who's sitting in front of me! But by the time you read this he'll probably be gone."

And he was. Because I read it about four hours later when said texter ran up to me and said "CHECK YOUR GODDAMN PHONE MORE OFTEN." 

6. What color is your bedroom carpet?
Implying that my bedroom has a carpet. Luckily, my dad's house does have a carpet. It's.... light brown.../grey... I think... Uhhh... I should probably visit my dad more often.


7.With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Loud indian music, running water, people moving shit, my brain imploding.

8. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer? 

I call it, "Picking Up Alli"

9. How many rings before you answer the phone? 
Two. It gives people the illusion that I am busy and doing something important and not looking up porn... even if they just aim'd me and said "Hey bro I'm gon' call you." And I have already replied "Yea k."

If you have any question you'd like to ask me... Go fuck yourself. But in all honesty, I will probably answer them.