Movies

I was forced to go see the latest Xmen movie today. I can't seem to recall the title, and am far too lazy to google anything. I think it was something like, "Xmen: First Class", but my memory isn't all that good so it may as well have been entitled "Xmen: Gigolo's Gone Wild."

If I were to ever direct a porno, I would most likely call it "Jesus Christ: The Second Cumming".

Though then I would need a first one due to the fact that having the word "Two" or "Second" in any movie title instantly causes it to be a sequal. The first one would most likely be "Jesus Christ: Nailing More Things Than Crosses".

Does that make any sense? I honestly do not know...

It doesn't matter.

ANYWAY, back to Xmen. I really didn't want to see it. I'd seen the others and liked them, but wasn't really looking forward to this new one.

I wish I could create a time machine so I could go back in time and punch myself for having ever doubted this movie. And so that I could remind myself not to snooze off while the gum I was chewing prior to napping is still in my mouth. You will wake up chocking, and then swallow it. Followed by a good 2 hours of nausea and silent rage/disgust.

Young Magneto is possibly the cutest thing I've ever seen. I don't even find the actor attractive, but in that movie... DAMN GURL BRAH, YOU HAWT.

It actually took all my energy to Google this. Oh God I am so tired.

 I also saw The Hangover 2 about a week ago. I did not expect it to be as amazing as it was.

"It's called Bangkok, not Bangkooch." - The best line ever.

Also, my blog posts are all being written in half awake hazes lately. It is the only time I can think of something stupid enough to write down because it's usually inspired by crappy music I find at 3 in the morning.