With Halloween just around the corner, everyone is doing their best to find a costume that works for them.
That being said, I don't understand is why every woman's costume has to be sexy.
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| I am scared to know what a Squidward adaption would look like. |
I thought Spongebob was a children's cartoon, not a sleazy clothing brand for middle aged prostitutes. But hey, whatever works!
But that's not even the worst of it....
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A sexy crayon? Really? Who even made this? I don't understand what kind of person sits there and thinks, "Hr. That crayon over there sure is makin' me horny."
Clearly the kind of person with no mental stability.
Also, statistics show that children get molested on Halloween more than on most other holidays. Unfortunately, that's understandable, seeing as how they're wandering the streets alone and knocking on stranger's doors. Of course, one can always take safety measures. So how can you ensure your child's safety?
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| Cleverly titled 'Cheerless Leader'. Gettit? Cuz she's been raped. |
By dressing them up like this, of course!
Once again, I don't understand who makes these costumes. They cannot even go so far as being classified as cute. Also, what kind of parent is alright with this?
Probably the same kind who would be willing to wear the sexy crayon outfit.
(Halloween is my favorite holiday, so expect more than one entry about it.)
