My future and what I plan to do with it

Well, I'm looking into colleges and scrambling to figure out what I want to do with the rest of my life.

Initially, I thought I would like to be an art teacher, but I soon realized that my "love" for art and children was actually a growing hatred.

I like children, I like art; I don't like either enough to spend everyday of the rest of my life working with the collation.

Look at how much pain she's in.

So I was asked to think up other things I would like to do, bringing up marine biology my father was kind enough to quickly chime in, "No, you need to be smart for that."

Ignoring his lovely fact idea, I did realize that I hate microscopic biology, and would probably fail any test ever that involved such material. So, as the kids say, fuck that.

BUT THEN....

After another good debate with my mother over I should be a lawyer or not, I realized I really enjoyed writing. Being a lawyer isn't my still because I hate politics and then I'd be a PART OF THE SYSTEM.

Anyway, when you think of journalism and the likes you always think of politics, which is, obviously not what I want to write about.

I will most likely major in communications.

So I really want to be one of those people who critiques things. I think I'd be rather good at it, seeing as how I'm only funny when I'm making fun of/being mean to something.

If none of that works out, I'll just have to go with plan B.

Which is becoming this guy.

To start off, I figured I'd try and join the school paper (horrifying, I know). So for those of you who I go to school with, actually start reading it.